"My long, bumpy road has ended happily nestled
with Janet and her guys and all the treats I can handle!"
(aka Lady von Plumber)
"Do you think we should put the fire out before Santa comes
down the chimney?"
Maggie and Simon
"Super Size Lap dog!"
"Everything works out for the best!"
"My mom says I get more handsome every day!"
"From hip surgery to Heaven!"
"It's all a matter of perception-as long as she
thinks I'm a shep, I certainly won't disillusion her!"
Maggie & Friend
"Are you sure Susan hung our stockings on the mantel
"What's this white stuff on my jacuzzi?"
Muneca and Chevy
"Hey, we're a surfer dudesses from
how long will it take for our coats to get as thick as hers?"
"Are his legs supposed to be that short?"
"Toni gives the best hugs!"
Bubba aka Roy
"Phyllis' blended family!"
Heidi von Brink
"Gee, I like that hand lotion
... can I try some when we get home?"